The following is a true story. All of it. I hesitate telling it only because quite a few people have heard it and I run the risk of revealing IheartTurdFerguson’s identity. But Hurling plays a part of the story so here it is:

Maybe I’m just the dummy here, but I took it as her making fun of the inactive people who think they can ignore the problem?

I was okay with the racist mascot, their flight to Cobb County, and their fleecing of taxpayers, but this assault on urban planners’ sensibilities is the final straw.

I have absolutely no use for this thing, but I have wanted it ever since I first saw it. I don’t know why. I don’t go camping, I don’t go hiking. I just love the idea of burning twigs to charge my phone.

I have absolutely no use for this thing, but I have wanted it ever since I first saw it. I don’t know why. I don’t…

“Siri, who holds the Midwest League hitting streak record?”

I feel like Bartolo’s uniform should include suspenders at this point.

Who cares what Jordan says. Did anyone get the opinion of the unquestionably greatest player of the last 40 years, Mr. Robert Horry?

Can he just leave Earth please?

Thanks for reading the piece. I think this ends my career writing about anything that to do with MMA, though.

I don’t have anything pertinent to add, but I just wanted to say that this was a hell of an article. I don’t follow boxing or MMA very closely, but I was riveted. VERY well done.

He had an answer for everything thrown at him, and over 13 draining rounds, he clinically beat Cooney up, bringing him further and further from land, reminding him constantly that he would eventually drown in a horrible way.

It’s so unlike a Redskin to be swindled by a bunch of white guys

Well, we are about to have at least one (probably more) noble, patriotic, and entirety justified war, so we’ll need all the disposable young lives we can gather.

Presumably your own education did not include basic reading comprehension. To “defer” means to “delay until later” which means military cadets could — and always did — serve two years in the actual military. They just got a chance to do it later, so that they could capitalize on their earning potential. This is such a…

You seem to be confused. A deferral does not mean that you don’t have to serve, it means you don’t have to serve *immediately*. Robinette was going to serve those two years, but it is common for the military to wait until your athletic career is over for you to serve them, because the early years of your career are…

Would love to see Federer vs. Agassi in a match where you couldn’t let it hit the ground.