IMO he also played it safe by running on 2nd down of their final possession. With the clock stopping for the two minute warning no matter what I feel like he should have call his safest pass play to try and get a first down.

Nah, you gotta drink that raw water, fools.

brita takes out the ancient particles that you actually need in order to decalcify your pineal gland and maintain true inner equilibrium, i.e. - no ankle sprains.

honestly: ankle sprains are just a holographic phantom of a truer inner projection of your ankles. I could explain more but that would involve you knowing…

Tom Brady never seems to sprain his ankles and he drinks water. I’m not saying Steph should start drinking water, but he might want to think about drinking water

Dear Boss:

What a dumbass. If he had just beaten up his girlfriend or child like a normal NFL player instead of smoking weed, he would have been reinstated a lot sooner.

It takes some real North Dakota toughness to stand in there and break that fight up.

Holy macaroni what a bad take

Joke’s on him. Wentz uses direct deposit.

They booed at the bar I was in Sunday. At the TV. But no one took off their hat or stood or put down their beer. Which proves the patriotism can’t go through a TV screen. I guess.

I’m going to give you a star for this one

Come on dude, the article explicitly qualifies that there’s a huge selection bias that explains that.

So what’s the end game here, both teams pack up and leave again in like 5 years? We end up with the Mexico City Rams and London Chargers?

I feel sorry for the guy who is holding the cup (not pictured).

News from next week
“Racist Fan receives Presidential Pardon”

You sir, are blind

Am I the only one who clearly sees the ball slip out of Cousins hand before Graham hits it? That’s a fumble.

Is Joe Flacco Matt Stafford elite?