Odor? This guy?

It’s a shame punches don’t win baseball games.

Of course not, they’d say it in French: baseball de football

The real question: how’s the condom-shopping going for ya?

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Counterpoint:

The question isn’t who can hit a HR off a major league pitcher—it’s whether they can in BP.
So for that, you just need someone reasonably strong and athletic with good hand-eye coordination.

Since most of the world doesn’t play baseball, you’ve eliminated over 7 billion citizens of Earth already from consideration.

You’re not facing a major league pitcher trying to strike you out. It’s batting practice and millions of people played little league and know how to swing.

So, sounds like you should still be able to homer, but not dunk. I think you just proved yourself wrong, no? i.e. how many people above 40 can dunk vs. homer? age 50, 60? A lot of homer potential still there. Very few dunkers.

What do you need explained.

Why the fuck does her friend think she’d profit from the sex-tape too?

“I think there is blame on both sides. You had a group on one side that was bad. You had a group on the other side that was also very violent. Nobody wants to say that. I’ll say it right now.” - Jerry Jones

This article is literally just video clips and quotes, my dude.

I hate the Penguins as much as the next decent person, but goddammit, Phil Kessel is a national treasure.

My immediate thought:

*Your. (punches self in dick).

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Boo

Nazis? All I see is an eagle carrying a puzzle piece.