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You either retire a hero, or play long enough to see yourself become a shitty statue.

I feel like there are companies that are missing out on obvious opportunities with these patch advertisements.

As much as I hate the Blues, this joke is not good.

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So that’s two big wins for the Devils.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

How many seconds after you hit publish did the Jays win the game with a massive donger.

*mon

I love this thread. Guys defending women by invoking images of hate-fucking, berating you for not knowing as much as a “girl”, and implying that you should be violently sodomized with a baseball bat.

You do realize you are critiquing the technique of a bunt in a parody video??

And most importantly, you get to be self righteous in comment threads about engagement rings. And who can put a price on that?

It's a bold move to throw a new cutter into his arsenal this late in the season.

This is an old photo. A Von Miller statue has that ball now.

27 years old here- definitely Princess Diana.

Thanks, Cubs fan.

No, there is an additional reason aside from jealousy to not like this move. That reason is entertainment. You know, the whole reason we watch sports. Do you like to know the endings to movies before you even start watching them? This season is going to be boring as hell. I have no desire to watch a team roll through…