That dream means she's cheating on you

Roxane would never use drugs. A pack of Marlboro Lights and four or five brandy old fashioneds a day was good enough for Jesus, and it’s good enough for her.

Privatize some things for money.
You don’t care if it’s wrong or if it’s right.

According to her bio she’s apparently a 110% Trump supporter now. She’s firmly in Trump’s corner. What can Yelich do to win over the moderate leaning white women of the Milwaukee suburbs?

I could be wrong, but I believe he’s being sarcastic and simply showing how rediculous it is to compare what luck does with steel workers.

Apparently the NFL only moves the goal post when it comes to CTE and domestic violence.

It’s just the US-Canadian exchange rate. 80 American yards for 100 Canadian is actually a pretty decent deal these days.

Canadian football rules are more interesting. Fight me.

Kids, kids, you both can be right!

I was thinking more along the lines of a poorly timed/proportioned PED dose.

For the remainder of the preseason, Nagy will make Long barf on the exact same spot of the field until he gets it right.

Guys? I think we need to look out for Sam. That’s just brutal.

Bryan, you definitely caused your parents’ divorce, and your mom was only trying to be nice.

Jerry Jones is incorrect.  The educated man knows to use his blood to form the sacred symbols and call upon the dark power of the great old ones to assist him.  As the bile rises in his esophagus he knows to hold it in with all his might so as to not offend.  When the paramedics arrive, you stab the first one in the…

One of the benefits of majoring in a 5,000 year old dead language.

Now who’s laughing, Droz.

He’d have got away with it in Sanskrit.

I knew without looking that the game was in Phoenix.  Griner only does this kind of shit at home.  

You have to believe that the organization knows best— if there’s one thing Arsenal knows, it’s smart, disciplined defense.

I tried to find the full video by searching “philly fan fight” on youtube, but it broke the site.

Exhibit #7,432 for why I stopped going to NFL games