This has gone beyond “not liking” the guy.

Summarizing the reasons provided above for why this makes sense as “not liking him” is reductive bullshit. Those are facts, not feelings.

So, grab them by the Donald Trump during the Vietnam War?

Cotton mouth + pursed lips did it for me (my other theory: like 500 mg of adderall? Technically legal but basically the same)

OMFG I wanna tongue kiss Howard Dean. I thought I was the only one with the cocaine theory.

I only believe in the Constitution when it conforms to my personal world view. As such, I am against the 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 13th, 14th, 16th, and 19th Amendments in their entirety, and the 1st, 2nd, 4th, 5th, and 15th Amendments being granted to non-white folk.

She seems very lean and sinewy....like wild game. I would suggest steaming would be preferable to roasting.

I’m not the only one getting a Beksinski vibe from some of these, am I?

Gruden is a God damn national treasure.

No snark, Hannah Storm handles these unfortunate and unenviable reports with aplomb, striking just the right balance of professionalism and humanism.

5%!? Do driving tests not require auto’s to engage the parking brake these days? I’ve always used my parking brake 100% of the time I’m driving an auto, I’ll leave my manual car in gear without the brake more often than not setting it on an auto transmission. Brakes are cheap to fix, transmissions are ‘spensive is the…

(1.) The car tells you when it’s in Park both on the dash and gear stick. You ALWAYS check this before you exit any car.