Can I borrow your towel, my car just hit a water buffalo

This is ridiculously depressing. They buy my car back next week; it’s going to be a somber day. Sofie was the best car I’ve ever owned. And before anyone starts in with their “the doors fell off” stories, I don’t want to hear it. Other than her normal consumables, I replaced a starter. That was it. All of her other…

Hey Sparky,

There are cheaper ways to look like the neighborhood drug dealer, CP.

“Anyway, for those of us in this world, ehem. wouldn’t a necker knob would be on the other side of the wheel?”

Next time, can we have some cars that don’t have a crapton of miles on them and depreciate so fast? The NPOCP is getting so boring now.

CP!

It is a British car... so not working pieces are working as they should...

This is the dumbest fucking thing I have ever seen.

crash test dummies mmmmm mmmm mmmm?

To paraphrase David Byrne,

There’s a golf in my neighborhood that sports a hitler mustache similar but narrower. Drives like a asshole.

uh-oh, here comes a flock of wah wahs

Not even  Rachel Dolezal  would say this thing has white privilege.

Guy should put it up for sale on Saabnet.com and ask $5000. People will start throwing $$$ at him, and bid their way up to $7000 before the seller has time to say he’d be happy with $2000.

Ad was posted 19 days ago? A clean running SAAB ... squarely in SAAB Country for dirt cheap and no hits?

Ehr mah frahken gehrd.

Sorry, that’s all the Swedish I know.

NP 100000% Cheap? CHECK! Saab? CHECK! Row your own gears? CHECK! Turbo? CHECK! Looks decent? CHECK! Jalop wet dream? CHECK!

I've never owned anything but SAAB's having started with an '81 900 Turbo sedan as my first car when I was 16. It was the only one in my rural NC town and I loved it dearly even though my dad said it was 'so ugly, it's cute'. All my speeding tickets (3 in one year, two in the same month) came in that car. Once I…

What will Jerry Seinfeld drive now?