Why not? I had mixed feelings about the third season but pop culture is so much more interesting with David Lynch in it. 

I knew I was getting old when one question I kept thinking rewatching the movies was “Do wizards pay taxes?” (What I really want to know is if anyone is taxing all of the damned gold trust fund brat Harry Potter has in Gringotts.) I will never tweet this question near J.K. Rowling for fear that I will get an actual…

Well, this is the worst adaptation casting since Netflix cast Nat Wolff as Light in Death Note.

Homer asking for Moe's made me laugh. Marge being unable to stop herself from encouraging Homer was a nice character beat. Mulaney would make a great voice in an Inside Out sequel (is "breezy contempt" an emotion?). This did feel exactly like it should be episode 17 out of 22. 

Interview with the Vampire. It’s been a long time since I’ve rewatched this movie. It’s a high gloss, impeccably made take that’s at times pretty watchable and at other times takes itself way too seriously for its own good. Cruise is memorable (rewatching this and Collateral recently makes me think he really should…

Have you ever in your life heard an interesting or engaging answer to a red carpet premiere interview question? It’s usually penetrating stuff like “how many hours did you spend in makeup?” or "what was it like filming with X?" No matter what the movie's quality or politics, I don't think this is any great loss to…

Her remake of that beloved trash classic Flowers in the Attic was way more visually stylish than I expected. 

Most parenting books recommend giving your children an army of assassin robots to teach them responsibility. 

I've been wondering from the first episode why everyone in the afterlife seems to instantly accept that they're dead, particularly since we know that the memories of how they died are sometimes wiped. I guess this means I may just think too much like Simone. 

I'm betting on Pat Benatar's "Shadows of the Night."

That's actually pretty solid casting for the character in the books. 

Grossman may just be the ideal fit for the weird mix of camp, zaniness, and trauma that is AHS. That long scene with Ramirez was all sorts of nonsense but she sold it. 

I doubt anyone has ever before tried to make "I dumped up your toilet" a romantic statement but he almost sold it. 

Cam and Mitch have an actively terrible marriage at this point. They are incapable of being honest with each other. Manny continues to be the worst. The writers have to be knowingly steering into the skid with that, right? They can’t possibly think he’s remotely likable anymore. 

I hate to say it as a huge fan of the original movie and secret admirer of that crazy Gothic monster B movie third act of Fallen Kingdom but all three of these people are too good for what this franchise has become. It already sucks out all of Pratt's goofball charisma and has no idea what to do with Dallas Howard. 

Well, if nothing else, The Mandalorian has one of the more eclectic casts in the history of TV. Tough to imagine what small talk around the craft service table would be like. 

In all seriousness, he probably would have made a decent Thomas Magnum. 

There were some very deserving winners but the show felt both rushed and tedious. The most amusing part was probably Gotham getting memorialized. I actually watched Gotham and I realize it's "because Fox" but of all shows to commemorate? 

Lily Rabe deserves better parts. 

The show really went off the rails when you didn’t have the Luthors to snark at each other anymore. Every soap needs its dysfunctional rich family.