One of my favorite things ever, yep.

He is if you believe it hard enough.

Putin would know. He certainly provided excellent character references for both of the prostitutes Trump hired while in Russia, at one point stating that one was “worth her weight in liquid gold.”

The frightening thing is that this post could get you a visit from the Secret Service and certain lifelong restrictions. As a kid, a woman I know once sent a childish letter to Ronald Reagan stating, “I hope you die.” She was confronted with the letter, saved, years later when she applied for a high-level government…

I’m increasingly sick to my stomach at watching Republicans cozy up to a vengeful dictator who jails and murders his political opponents. They continue to voice and lend their support for a hostile government’s actions against US citizens.

I’m pretty convinced that 2016 is just a simulation that we’ll all awaken from in six days.

This guy can go choke on a Chick Tract. What is the point of believing in an imaginary all-powerful being if it can’t look like a black lady?

Oddly, this could be more than Donald Trump makes in a year, because we still haven’t seen his goddamn tax returns.

I’m so tired of hearing that this is “democracy.” If we are a democracy, then call up Hillary Clinton and tell her she won, because she beat this tumorous ball of orange slime handily.

Not because of anything specific, but because the grating friction of paper-thin metal slicing his member to ribbons is the only thing that has ever managed to bring Jones to climax.

Milk, noodles, and birth control? Sounds like someone is about to have a much better night than I am.

Maybe that atrocious British accent was actually just her trying to get the taste of Jackson out of her mouth.

You have to do it like Trump:

I made myself a bet that this guy would be a Republican before I opened the article. Weasel face, dickish sneer, putting partisan cockery before the smooth transition of power that would best benefit his constituents...

It sounds like we’re stuck between a disastrous precedent or a disastrous president .

Now, if only her typical audience had enough reasoning skills and freedom from partisan blindness to be aware of it.

He got his start by throwing the moneylenders out of the temple and then taking their money, guns blazing. It’s true. I read the Bible.

Apparently, Trump supporters are against elitism as long as that means a person is well-educated and intelligent.

We are on a swiftly accelerating ride into peak stupidity in this nation. This sort of thinking allows all sorts of dangerous behaviors, from reversing our commitment to fight global warming to being totally unable to assess success or failure at any given goal.

Not to sound like I’m fomenting rebellion or becoming as rage-filled as our friends on the Alt Reich—sorry, Right—but how long does the country take this nonsense? How long do we keep being polite and playing by the rules while these people, who are not even playing the same game as the rest of us, wreck the entire…