I hope this guy is getting some sponsorship money from “Chain Saw” brand chainsaws.

“Its width is a function of the desire to effectively block off a middle Eastern city street.”

If by “Chevy” you mean “The Japanese”, then you are right. Saturn buyers (especially early ones) weren’t shopping for Chevys. They were shopping for Toyotas. (Yes, I know you were being sarcastic)

I had a 1993 SL1. Basic as hell. Crank Windows. 4 Speed. Not a single repair needed the whole time I had it. Fun to drive. Not even so much as a squeak. Best car I ever owned. Also had a 1998 (or so) Wagon. 2nd best car I ever owned. If they revived that and made THOSE basic, well made, inexpensive cars again, they…

Erin, good luck! Also Jasper is for sure a pittie and he looks fucking adorable. You cant even see his tail in that pic that Michael posted cause its a whir of wagging. 

Go to an empty parking lot and practice.

I’m having a hard time pinpointing exactly what it is about the BMW X6 that makes me so uncomfortable. This thing is bulky. It’s big. It looks like it shouldn’t function and yet somehow it does. People of the 2010s, tell me what you are imagining with this bad boy whatever-it-is.

Best/worst moment in that video:

What am i missing with the Ford test? Looked like it protected the occupants well to my untrained eyes. A lot better than their test in ‘98!

Now cobalt demand outstrips the available supply?

That poor Chevy was born a decade too early I guess.

I spent an embarrassingly long amount of time correcting people’s pronunciation of “Hyundai” by using the Japanese phonetic rules. I didn’t realize they’re not Japanese. (yes, this is embarrassing)

I can’t wait to try to find one in 5 years and be disappointed it’s still out of my price range.