Yeah I mean, just in general. And my grasp on all things religion is, admittedly, shaky at times but I thought it was God’s church?

“There will be no funeral, no repast, everyone get the hell out of my church” MY. CHURCH. This strike anyone else as hugely fucked up? 

Hundreds of people showed up to remember Agnes Hicks, but it ended abruptly when someone knocked over and damaged the church’s sacred golden cup

Dude, it’s a glorfied pimp-cup. He up there flapping his hands and everything like someone pissed in the baptismal font or something.

White women are the biggest tattle-tales on the planet. They will report your ass to your boss, your teacher, the cops in a nano-second. Anyone who has been in the work force more than a year understands this.

I live a 10 minute walk from this location. Technically, portable charcoal grills are not allowed anywhere around the lake (there are stationary charcoal grills at some locations, and other locations that allow you to bring a non-charcoal grill measuring less than 27" across). They are next to Lakeshore Ave on the…

I’ve read some of the other stories since the Philadelphia Starbucks debacle. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR FELLOW WHITE FOLK: BLACK PEOPLE DOING LEGAL THINGS, LIKE SLEEPING OR COOKING OR EXISTING, IS NOT ILLEGAL. STOP WITH THIS SHIT.

Eh. Assholes be assholes. In Austin we’re dealing with the deluge of people moving into “the live music capital of the world’s” downtown area and complaining so hard about said live music the city enacts noice ordinances that within a year cause some of the most cherished venues in the city to either relocate or close.

It’s a gem! Wish I could take credit for inventing it, but it was a Bloom County thing.

I am not joking. As i get older, I am finding older women way more attractive than 20 and 30 somethings. Mrs WeTooLow, in her 50's, is breathtaking.

“Diddlyboob” is a great word and thank you for introducing it.

Preach it. I seem to get sexier with every centimeter my boobs drop. Confidence is a deadly aphrodisiac. :)

Same for anyone who tells you all hot people are “stupid, shallow and vapid.” They’re just telling you about themselves.

I have shot down many a finance bro in my day and have then immediately been told to my face that I’m “not that hot” anyway in response... ha, sure, cool bro

As hard as it is to believe, somebody got tired of banging Christy Brinkley. She has been divorced 4 times.

As Dita Von Teese said “You can be the juiciest peach in the world and there’s still going to be someone who doesn’t fucking like peaches.”

So, as a formerly Hot (I turn 38 next week, and we all know thatzzz not Hot) I endorse this message.

Rephrased to be gender neutral:

that’s the thing, anyone who’s hot enough KNOWS they’re hot enough and doesn’t have to run around saying shit about how they could have anyone because they know that everyone else already knows they could have anyone.

Whenever anyone says “I could have anyone I wanted” you know they are delusional and you should very very quickly run very far away.