To steal from Torch’s MB post from yesterday: night mode (or Night Panel in Saablish).
Had it in my VE Commodore (see also: Pontiac G8) and it was fantastic. Loved it when driving on rural/country roads where the nearest streetlight was 2 hours away.

Time to step into parent corner and talk about LATCH. Back in the day, child seats would simply loop the lower lap restraint through a little slide area, and that’s how you kept a baby safe.

This is a Wheeze car.

Is that unusual for CR-V drivers?

You can tell from the pointy nose and shorter vertical tail it’s a Geronimo Apache

I want to know what the CRV driver was thinking when she was trying to get out of a moving car. Guess she was dazed (or she was already dazed before the accident).

Exactly where my mind went.

If it’s any comfort, know that any skidmark who rolls coal on you has a micro-penis. It’s the ... little things in life that bring me some measure of solace

So my biggest beef with these conversations are drivers who have never once been on a bicycle on a busy road. Like it or not, bicycles are allowed on roads, and most people have NO IDEA what it is like to be cruising along with not much more than your clothes and a helmet to protect you from 3 ton behemoths cruising…

I got so many Cs and Ds it looks like my senior year report card up in here.

Paul Mooney and Charles Grodin fistfight in Heaven.

Ok now you announced it.....SHUT THE FUCK UP.  No press tours, no slap happy ‘associate’ making stupid statements to a frothing Don Lemon....nothing.

4 lane road with bike lanes on each shoulder curving around a mountain park. 

Right, but “white light to rear” means “vehicle is coming this direction, just like headlights!”

A: Someone fainting at your funeral.

It is not clear what criminal laws the Trump Organization may have violated.

hot tub dime machine.

I like how white guys have to worry about imagined threats of things that haven’t happened but they think will, while everyone else has to worry about shit that is actually happening to them right now.

“Can you make a good comedy movie any more, or have they made it so dangerous in terms of being cancelled, that comedy movies are no longer something you can do?”

It’s almost as if comedy is a highly contextual medium, Joe. As the cultural shifts the comedy has to shift with it. If you don’t like it, make better comedy…