Amen. If you’re going to say it, say it with your whole chest, son. No wonder their little therapy group is acronymed U.C.B.S. That’s damn-sure all I see.

Agreed. Getting full consensus anywhere is nigh impossible. Doubly so once anything political is involved. Besides, this is hardly the first qualm about a presidential library placement. Picture it — Sicily, 1927 Palo Alto, 1986:

Totally understood. Just a riffing on language with my tongue in my cheek. :)

A damn-fine reference.

• Chappelle’s Show, S1E10 “Piss on You”: March 2003

Nah, nah, nah. Get your story straight, Googs.

Oh!, oh! Things A White Person Could Never Say In Brooklyn Before 2000!

Fuck a transcript. McGruder seent this coming since the aughts.

You are just the worst best. Star.

Came for this. However, that proposed edit satisfies both pizazz and accuracy.

Erykah Badu sez:

Hillsborough County Election Integrity Committee (HCEIC)

I will never not star a Delta 88.

‘Furlongs of a degree’ is just... excellent.

I’m torn. Thank you for calling attention to that horrific wannabe MMAcho-Man haircut, but No Thank You for making me continue thinking about it.

Now that Minaj has perfected wagging the dog, can’t wait for her to drop her new single, “Shook That Bitch”.

Since Nicki’s obviously big on nine-letter tracks — Pinkprint, Super Bass, Hard White, Starships... — maybe the soundtrack to this fiasco is:

Nice catch. And speaking of sweet-ass places for car-watching, St. Gallen and Konstanz both have unicorns and fun weekenders a-plenty. Always keep your camera ready around the Bodensee.

This. Because if the Bronco Raptor is the “Braptor”, the Bronco Warthog is the BBRRRRRRRRAPtor.

Really? Any 15 minute ride through Chicago’s Northwest Suburbs yields at least 2 Bronco sightings. And, no kidding, even-money on it being driven by a 17-18 year old on her way to track practice.