As a straight male, I've been working on being able to look at an image of a naked man without panicking and thinking I must be gay. It's more difficult than it sounds. We really are trained to think of ourselves as the subject of lust.

You can just see it in his eyes that he's thinking about what to steal next.

STARCK CLUB!!!

All of these ladies are great and I wish they could just be considered models like any other models.

That picture says it all about her audience. White girls who aren't old enough to drive.

OMFG!!! Too cute! Too cute!

A whole decade is quite a bit.

Where do I sign up?

This is so true.

Yeah, I don't think I heard his name at all.

Go see Metallica live. They still rock. That should restore your faith.

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: Troy begs to differ.

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: I'm pretty sure he'd rather have the ring.

@MelrosesMullet: True.

How stupid does Brett Farve feel now?

The option?

@sweatingmullets: Pepsi Max and Bud Light can jump in a lake of boiling crap.

Stella. Best commercial of the night.

@CarlCarlerson: Okay, so he's just a little rapey.

What's up with all you haters? Did you take a pledge to hate the halftime show no matter what?