What are those pins?

Listen, if I buy a BMW, it damn well better be built in Germany.

Has anyone noticed they have covered up the Cowboy's stars lining the bottom of the stands?

@LAIceBurg: I thought it was hilarious.

@Gary Oakland Athletics: Ben Rothlburger is a rapist.

Doritos' commercials suck.

@t-fabulous: True-dat.

It seems like I have to say this at least once a day, but here goes.

@donveynor (is Annie McNoFace): Don't worry. Everyone in Dallas knows Fort Worth is awesome.

Very cool.

@donveynor (is Annie McNoFace): Oh no. The Superbowl is coming to the whole metroplex.

@superineficaz: Well that sucks for me.

@Billie.the.Belgian: I didn't know it was out. I must pick it up. She is my new favorite.

@Chiko: Today should always be the best time of your life.

@SavageGrace: I agree, she looks fantastic!

@m.m.shaefer: Mexican weed is cheaper and easier to score, therefore I would assume it is the dominate form.

@ortizlgnd4: Chiva is the goat, heroin. You are thinking of Cheeba.

Trebuchet.

@Curves: Perhaps love is quantum entanglement?

@TremulousCadenceSlow: I couldn't have said it better myself.