I went to Disneyland for the first time in literally 20 years after Star Wars opened. One of the cast members was the card guy for me as well, but since we were the only people who took him up on the card game, and played with him for about 20 min, he actually offered us an opportunity to come back at a certain time,…

David, I’m sure that you are on this one, but just in case, and strictly in my benevolent interest in helping Great Hills Partners make lots of money, this one is ripe for a writeup.

Nancy is working on the premise that impeachment at this point risks more damage than it provides benefits.

Duh.

Nah, he doesn't look difficult to fight off. Even if he did manage to chloroform someone, I can't imagine him being able to drag a human adult very far. It's more likely he has a basement with Real Dolls chained up, modeled after various women who have rejected him over the years.

Bits and pieces, anyway.

Remind me please: how much help did he offer California?

Gotta vote this guy out and hope he loses by a landslide, because anything remotely close will be contested and he’ll try to stay on in the WH “until we can look at what’s going on.”

NPR

How can anyone see things like this and not be concerned with his mental capacity or ability to carry out the duties of office? He is obviously in decline, and his vocabulary has been reducing itself by the month. Jesus fuck.

OK, this story is what I’ve wanted to talk about all morning, but I can’t stop laughing at THIS answer to Trump’s question of whether anybody would believe that he blurts out sensitive information. I’m dying. I’ll come back later with my corkboards-and-string to freak freely over the IC IG mess more coherently, but…

Maguire will just lie to Congress and then nothing will happen. Stonewall, lie, deny, obfuscate, etc. This administration has made standard practice of wiping its ass with subpoenas. There are no rules for these people, no reprisal, no nothing. The rule of law is completely fucked.

Who’s surprised by this? This idiot ran his business, he inherited, into the ground and now he’s doing it to the country. There is going to be a lot of fall out after he’s gone in 16 months. We could thank him for showing the weakness in our form of government, not only in the executive branch but Congress’s inability…

Putin, DC hotel, w/ polonium-210

This stupid president doesn’t have a clue. Even if he stabbed Melania, in the Lincoln Bedroom, with the Resolute Desk.

It’s totally fake news and nothing happened.  Also, we’re never turning over the complaint for Congress to see.

Stupid “President” CLUE! I’ll go first!

Shocker, his gf isn’t white, would would have thought

Jared looks like he uses baby shampoo