When they first announced it, all I could think about is Super Monkey Ball with the hamster.

Chef Gormaanda...

Are we sure Jack isn’t a white supremacist sympathizer at the very least?

LOL.  That’s not an accident.  That would be the sign of a correctly functioning algorithm.

That’s because it would absolutely mean a Bannon them.

Plus they’re perfectly willing, and have the financial resources, to travel to “socialist” countries to get proper healthcare:

“So, he’s a police/military cosplayer who is finding out that doing so while claiming to be a cop is a felony. Enjoy prison your new appointment in The Cabinet, bucko.”

And, good god, can we get a new Dem leader in the Senate?!

it’s a realistic optimism, it’s still an uphill vote in Kentucky, but we have a Dem governor of Kansas, we have a Dem senator of Alabama, strange things can happen

I mean...it’s a strategy that’s going to work. Time and again the GOP wins that narrative war and they are going to ramp it up to 120% in the coming election.  We probably won’t flip Mitch’s seat but please, higher power, give our potential Dem president a Senate majority.

hmmm, I wonder why most Dems are being cautious and not running headlong into impeachment

Old entrenched people hating on younger charismatic people is hardly new.

Make turtle jokes if you must, but McConnell is pretty fucking spry for someone who fought in the Civil War.  Until Congress is separated from their platinum-for-life healthcare plans, these parasites will outlive us all.

So Iraq was just Mogadishu 2: More Embarrassing Military Boogaloo.

What is ALWAYS left out when talking about the Battle of Mogadishu is that it was a massive blunder of a raid on a warlord, mostly thanks to bad intel and poor recon.

Trump is a criminal who sucks at being President. In order to hide from that fact they will distract using bigotry, 9/11, the troops, whatever it takes to distract and inflame. The fact Democrat leadership helped these efforts by getting the ball rolling against Rep. Omar is a colossal mistake that needs to be…

Da, comrade!  Is good post.  Dasvedanya!

Who the fuck ungreyed you?

“[Kosmala’s] intentions were not to cheat in the video game, and you know, have fun, looking for a stream, stomp pubs — but to win money and scam other players who are playing legitimately,” he says.

If you cheat once, you should be gone. Permanently. In pretty much any competitive event. Doesn’t matter how small the cheat was.