Furthermore, his heart and his brain are in excellent condition, almost like they were never used. I attribute this to a life long passion for avoiding exercise and plant-based food. Also, his weight is appropriate for a man of his age and his stomach certainly does not block him from viewing his long and…

Considering what actually was in the letter, it’s worth asking what Trump wanted in there that was just a little too far.

The NRA has told Trump that, under no circumstances, is he ever to congratulate a black man for taking a gun out of the hands of a white man.

You could replace her with one of these and the press briefings would have the same amount of actual information.

I’d say James, my man, consider that a blessing.

I doubt Trump even knows about this story. What are the odds of Fox n’ Friends covering it, his main news source? The robber was stopped without guns, and the hero is a black guy; no way they’d cover something like that. I thought I saw it on Fox News’ webpage, but it was waaaaaaay toward the bottom, with the main…

In the mob, which should have been a follow-up question, not that Baghdad Sarah allows those (and even if she did, she’d non-answer those, so who fucking cares).

This is his “I’m not black, I’m OJ” moment. He’s going to end up in prison.

I don’t think Kanye considers himself part of any larger group. To do that, he’d need empathy and the ability for abstract thought.

Is “coffee” a euphemism for Thorazine? If so, it might work...

Like, my old racist white relatives will make that argument.

Kayne is not think-piece worthy any longer

I got an idea...

How about we start a gofundme and sit him in a high-school classroom? He’s got some basic catching-up to do first.

I often try to pinpoint the moment when “everyone is entitled to their opinions” somehow erroneously morphed into “everyone’s opinion is entitled to respect.” Because NO.

Kanye went full Racist Uncle on Thanksgiving.

Louder for the back row!

bodyguard “raided” the office of his former doctor? “Standard practice.”

Kanye doesn’t care about black people, apparently.

“You were here for 400 years?” He said you, not us. That motherfucker’s gone full Trumpchurian Candidate.