YES. It’s gotten to the point where the word “stamina” itself grosses me out.

Such STAM-I-NA! Much machismo! Wow!

Oh, thank goodness! That should keep his lawyers hopping, and I don’t think, if I remember properly, that we pay for his lawyers for that — I think he pays for those. If we’re lucky, we can re-bankrupt him just with lawyers’ fees.

Yes. And we can only imagine what was said or what other bribe-y sorts of things were given, promised or offered. With Trump there is no lower limit.

It won’t happen. Trump had the audacity to tell the Brits that he wanted a ride in a gold carriage with the Queen (hahahaha!) and it was met with radio silence. I believe that’s the polite British way of saying ‘No, and fuck you.’ Honestly, I think that the refusal to let him ride in a carriage and, to a lesser…

Donald is fucking broke, %100, but don’t forget the rest of the family. Little Kushy Jared has that $1.8 billion hole in the ground called “666 Fifth Avenue.” The dipshit paid that still-record-holding amount of money for the property in late 2007, juuuuust before the worldwide economic collapse. Everyone laughed at…

Forget that. Take him to a cricket match. It’s length would drive him to his wit’s end.

The way they stroked him was science-fiction level stuff, I agree. The giant necklace? The swords?

I know! The nice thing about the Special prosecutor is that they can subpoena his tax returns. I am chilling a bottle of Sauterne for this very occasion!

But but, he won’t get to ride in the Queen’s golden coach. That’s like telling an 8 year old that he can’t ride on Space Mountain when at Disney.

The Mueller investigation will make him wish he never ran for president. Just like they did Clinton, once they start investigating, they start investigating everything.

Marine Le Pen didn’t fare much better. Sucks when your anti-immigrant bullshit gets tired.

Let’s be real - he’s already kind of imploding. He complained he thought it would be easier, whined about everything being unfair, and he barely wheezed his fat ass through his mild 9 day trip. It’s like watching a Jack-o-lantern rot on the stoop, which I believe is one of the first euphemisms Jezebel used for him and…

I just realized that someone in Trump’s inner circle had to explain the results of the British election to Trump and who Jeremy Corbyn is, and I’m laughing hysterically.

He complained whined to his staff babysitters that the nine-day tour through the Middle East and Europe was too long and fatiguing.

Shame our hurting of his feelings doesn’t cause physical degradation.

Seems like he needs a “safe space” to visit.

Kindergartener-in-chief huh.....

If we’re mean enough will he cancel his presidency?