There are no words for the sheer volume of stupid behind this man.

I guess they figure it’s treason lite?

At this point, it seems like it might be everyone who was involved in his campaign as an staffer or as a surrogate. I haven’t heard anything about the people who came on board after he was elected being connected with the Russians (eg Mattis, Chao, Spicer).

I fill out the same form every five years. I would be FUCKING FIRED if I pulled this same kind of bullshit. FUCK THESE MOTHERFUCKERS AND ALL OF THE ASSFUCKS RESPONSIBLE FOR PUTTING THESE DOUCHEBAGS IN POWER. Sorry, not sorry, am on my third drink.

You mean he failed to correctly log his Sessions?

Melania’s thinking, “If lightning is going to strike us dead anywhere, surely it’s going to be here.”

Yes she does look evil! Also, they couldn’t find another lace head covering for her? It looks like Ivanka is wearing a fish bet on her head.

The nice thing about being Pope is that, unlike democratically elected leaders, you don’t have to pretend to be nice.

There are prisoner of war photos where they look happier than the Pope.

You know it’s bad when even the Holy Father can’t get his face right.

I kind of love the contrast between the two. 45 looks as happy as a pig in shit, and the Pope looks like he’d rather be getting his fingernails removed one by one, Inquisition style.

it is literally the Pope’s job to love everyone and even he can’t bring himself to tolerate DJT lmao

They claim that if PP just stopped giving abortions, they’d happily open the floodgates of federal funding. I call bullshit. They would just find something else PP did that they opposed, like providing birth control.

Are you kidding? He knows exactly what corners they cut there! He’s the one who ordered them. And that’s before you consider how poorly staff are compensated, thereby ensuring that every surface in his room would glow brighter than looking directly into the sun when looking at them under UV light.

 Funny, for such an innocent man, he’s sure good at acting guilty. Oooh man, this is gettin good!

To quote George Carlin: “If you’re pre-born, you’re fine. If you’re pre-school, you’re fucked.”

We could tax, I don’t know, corporations, and then we could all pay less in taxes, but that’s just crazy talk. Corporations are people too.

Fitting, since Trump is a fucking caricature like an old Tammany Hall era drawing of a pig on two legs. With a diaper-load looking cheap suit and mile long tie instead of a dapper three piece with a pocketwach chain and top hat. Monocle or pince nez optional.

Some day, GOP voters will figure out its possible to pay taxes AND receive government benefits - in fact, most of them do! - and it’s not a competition between “makers and takers.” Unfortunately, they’ll figure this out only after the government is in smouldering ruins, and then they’ll wonder why their lives are so…

Alright, ardent “pro-lifers” where are your signs and your bullhorns? Where will you be marching up and down and shouting about precious babies that need protection?