Scientist 1: “That stuff gives people cancer.”

Vive le France! We drove the Nazis out 72 years ago. No way in hell are they coming back.

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuck iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, Nazi fucks.

Before ACA, my dad had lung cancer. He was convinced he was going to die so he decided not to treat and leave my mom in horrible debt. He died in the middle of the night after not being able to move off the couch for three weeks. No pain meds. No hospital stay. Nothing but my mom sleeping on the other couch watching…

Yeah but when the rich get their tax cuts, they’re going to turn right around and invest that back into the economy by creating jobs for small businesses in a perfect trickle down effect, just like Marie Antoinette and Louis XVI did for France in the 1700's!

Republicans will never stop trying to fuck over the American people to serve their corporate overlords.

That should be the biggest red flag to their constituents!

Blizzard has it, as its rightful owner.

All I think when I see her is “complicit.”

That is the logical conclusion, but these people aren’t logical.

I read that! Very interesting and telling that this is not a common complaint from a translator.

omigod absolutely! The pressure must be tremendous even when translating the speech of leaders who are at least attempting to deliver coherent messages. Translating Trump’s willfully jumbled message salad to, say, Japanese, must make it look like the translator is not understanding him.

WHO TALKS LIKE THIS????

I really feel bad for the translators. It seem like a difficult job to begin with, then they have to deal with trump.

omigod, how telling! Can you imagine? Being responsible for translating Trump’s word sludge to foreign leaders?

And how about a competent mental health examination too? The man appears to be a malignant narcissist, possibly with dementia.

The qualities I look for in a president don’t include “petulant”.

Dear Blizzard,

I’m sure Jared made the call, he’s in charge of everything else.

Oh, don’t get too excited. You can always get rid of the worst fucking choice ever to make your runner up look effing fantastic in comparison, even if they’re absolutely horrible and normally would be called out as such except for that twit they replaced.