I own a few firearms, and am a semi-frequent shooter (because owning a gun but not being profiecient with it is almost as irresponsible as not securing them), and I gotta tell you that this is all some fucking bullshit. There’s no legitimate, non-criminal reason to own a sound suppressor. If you want to protect your…

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you want common sense gun restrictions? Start a bad-ass, gun-toting feminist/LGBTQ/BLM militia - complete with tricked out assault rifles and small unit tactics training. Guns will be completely banned within the year. Tisk-tisking about crazy Republican’s and their gun…

It seems like every gun range in America has already figured out the whole hearing protection thing by requiring earmuffs. Just saying.

Earplugs, they are called earplugs

Problem solved:

Jesus tap dancing Christ, what is wrong with people that they can even remotely believe or approve of ANYTHING 45 or his henchmen are doing. What the fuck is wrong with people. If both houses of Congress don’t flip in 2018 after all of this shit, I just give up on this country. So far beyond done.

Are you truly expecting Kellyanne Conway to understand something?

The surveillance showed nothing but hot pockets.

Uhm, bigger news: Today the Supreme of Court of Canada decided not to allow Trump’s appeal of a lower court decision to award compensation to some small Trump tower investors in Toronto, who were lied to so that they would invest.

Don’t forget reopening the coal mines to supply a product that there’s a diminishing demand for.

I work at a firm across the street. Three days after the election, one of my very well-connected (blue) colleagues said outright that any foreign businessperson wanting to do federal business would be dumb and stupid not to book at the Trump Hotel. The Trumps love a suck-up. I’m not sure a restaurant in Logan Circle…

According to CNN, this lawsuit is likely to get Trump’s tax return in discovery. That’s why the big legal guns are onto it (obviously this couple’s case is one the Democrats can use to get him on emoluments; Pitts and Gross couldn’t afford to sue Trump, with no damages yet).

The scary worker bees at Scientology are called the “Sea Org”.

1.) First, good on the prosecution for going for an attempted murder charge and not merely assault.

I’m stealing Combover Caligula. I refuse to use the fucker’s name, so I’m always looking for excellent alternatives, and this qualifies.

Combover Caligula is the best name I’ve heard yet. A+!

Trump supporters waved around Russian flags with “TRUMP” plastered on them, a prank by 22-year-old Jason Charter and 36-year-old Ryan Clayton. “Most people didn’t realize it was a Russian flag, or they didn’t care,” Charter told the Atlantic in a phone interview.

To be fair, maybe this means CNN, Politico, and the Times will—pardon my vernacular—stop sucking off this administration and actually do real, unashamed reporting on it. They may have been denied access, but they still exist as organizations and can still do their jobs.

“It’s ironic that no matter how many times he talks about this that it’s never good enough.”