He sounds like a 10 year old talking about the castle he’s going to built with robot laser sentries and instant solidifying quicksand moats.

And OAN

One has to wonder if Trump is the carrier of a mental derangement disease, because everyone around him seems to have caught it.

Looking at that gear arrangement for a moment I realize that they would not be able to turn at all, as the third gear would be turning contrary to at least one other. I’m not sure if that was the joke, but if so it’s rather subtle.

Said every IT administrator in the world.

1 dimensional 52 pick-up.

Take your star for that, you glorious bastard....

To be fair, they’ve been scared of little girls since they were 11, nothing has changed in that respect at least.

<mentally tallying everything up> Ouch, that must have hurt the pocket book., but you had fun and that’s what matters.

I need to remember this for the next time I go. Where was Sabacc guy at?

I always assumed he had a dungeon full of kidnapped women as his ‘girlfriends’.

Show me a nickname Trump came up with that isn’t lame.

From a friend of mine who plays the Sim, apparently there is an entire subculture of sim mods involving Gay Nazi Bondage Furries.

Shit like this doesn’t surprise me anymore.

So apparently he’s as much of a chicken-shit coward as Trump.

I’d still pay good money for a 1930's Detective Noir Witcher graphic novel, :-P

Unless they plan to bribe donate to Mitch McConnell he will ignore them.

The only child he knows is the one he’s sleeping with.

True, but Trump’s unnamed sources are the voices in his head.

I’m wanting someone of note to tell him to shut up and go back to fucking his daughter, to at least get it out there in public, as it were.

Yes, but does it work on Bagpipes?