The “Yeah, I can get groupings in the 10 in a nice peaceful range when using a shooting stand and taking my time between shots” but have never been in the chaos and screaming of a real world combat situation and would either utterly choke or hit civilians.

You could get it from her using a blunt excrement too.

That’s one helluva vibrator she’s got there.

She’s waiting for Trump to dump Melania and will play up to Trump’s fantasies of Ivanka.

As you should, sir, as you should.

And they’re not much bigger than 2 mm’s either.

Can you hit a target that small?

Calling people rats like Trump did is right out of the Joseph Goebbels play book.

The problem is that unless they can do something about Mitch “The Bitch” McConnell in the senate anything the House does will be useless.

“Don Jr. Is being a Huge asshole Today”

Sooo…… just another normal day for him, then?

Short version: “Bitch, read the report!!! Russians interfered with our election and Trump obstructed justice!!!”

We refer to them here as “Not even 21" as the customers are 15 year old girls wanting to look older, or 40 year old women trying to look younger.

Did they also remove the Sea-Bee patch he had on the front of the jacket?

In the last movie it seemed like they grabbed every Navy patch they could find and sewed it onto his jacket.

How long before Trump gives them all pardons and job offers in the FDA?

Don’t they also ban your hardware serial numbers too, so the same rig won’t work anymore?

Exactly. The fact that it’s widely accepted that the President fucks his own daughter shows just how horrible of a person he is and how he’s stained the office with his taint.

I know we job about this a lot, but the fact that we even make incest jokes about the President and his daughter shows how low the position has fallen.

That is one of my all time favorite ‘super’ hero movies.

I always say you can tell a lot about a boss by how they treat holidays. With that suck, Trump as a boss would suck dead donkey balls.

“Unlike some other Robin Hood’s, I can speak with an English accent....”