Easy solution: unplug the router.  Problem solved.

No, she can’t be a lich: a lich at least has a soul hidden away somewhere.

The more I hear from the White House, the more I suspect a breaching team will need to go in, taser his bloated ass, hog tie him, and bring him out on a push cart in order to get him out of the White House.

Any bets that the reason he isn’t paying his bills is because he’s been funneling his campaign money to the Cayman’s?

Nah, why go small scale? Why in doubt, use a goedendag.

Based on what it looks like with the sun shining behind it I’d say that is a lunch menu.

Oh God, where to start on that cluster-fuck of a uniform...

And here I had money on ABC putting out a hit contract on him.

Never forget:

Well, I know one who was a grandma’s boy who get whatever he wanted and uses Anime and Hentai as guidelines for dealing with women.

The full break down, and quite a few of them he shouldn’t be wearing on an official uniform.

It goes to the US Attorney’s office for DC, to which it then goes to a Grand Jury, and from there the Grand Jury will decide to issue an arrest warrant for non-compliance.

Nah, even Anthony Crowley would say that humans are more effed up than anything he could come up with.

Witcher 3, the bloody Baron Quest with the Botchling. That thing made my wife when she was pregnant freak out.

The Weebos will be fapping over the new Mei Booty shorts outfit.

Without Loot boxes how will EA make money?

My Dad worked at IBM at the time of the PC Jr. Launch so we had that exact copy of King’s Quest that was being used to show off the system at home. I still remember the graphics loading and having to shuffle floppy disks to play it.

It reminds me of Anubis from Zone of the Enders, just without the, ahem, cockpit.

The Three minute version: What happens when you drink too many of those Starbucks coffees hanging around the realm.

This is the kinda stuff that would be tossed out in most cases for a work of fiction because the editor would say that there is no way someone would be that stupid to leave a voice mail incriminating themselves of witness tampering.

Well, Trump and his cronies ARE that stupid.