Or, the age old solution: Pay the 12 year old down the street to do it for you. Problem solved! ;-)

That’s when you go: “Aw...… shit...….!”

I suspect many of them have a kink about being a secret sub to a ball busting woman.

As we saw at G20, all someone needs to do is stand up to him and he runs like a pair of cheap nylons.

So, look for him in the nearest hotel that he owns? This jack-ass wouldn’t stay in anything less than a 4 star hotel, preferably owned by him. He’d be the easiest skip trace in history.

There could be video of him discussion treason with Putin and then greasy gay sex between the two and the Trumpanzees would try to explain it off as “he was doing aggressive negotiations” or something

Honestly, anyone who sees the Punisher as a hero has problems. The man is a one man judge jury and executioner who does things just as bad as the people he ‘punishes’. That’s not a vigilante, that’s some serious mental issues and possible ‘called by God’ fantasy.

Anyone else smell cordite? I sure do, it smells like a smoking gun.

Wait, one of those jack-asses in the back is holding up the Assassin flag from Assassin’s creed 3? Seriously lame.

The costume is good, the body beneath it even better, but the tattoo’s are distracting.

Holy shit, this should be a national law. Then again, the GOP will vote against it because cheating and gerrymandering is all their hard corps members have left.

Why are there guys who prefer their anime love pillows over a real relationship..... well besides the fact that they are creepy shut in’s who can barely have a normal relationship with people in general.

I was going to say, the design of Ivy is pretty self explanatory: They want a sexy dominatrix wearing impossible clothing with gravity defying boobs to fap over.

Sarah Palin also tried criticizing her, but many, many, many, MANY, people pointed out all the dumb ass shit Sarah has said over the years.

That Strange man in the mirror is some serious Gaunter O’Dimm shit.

Hell, most Trumpanzees can’t afford Hugo Boss.

True, Ves wasn’t the best looking.... well from the neck up at least.

The military aren’t a bunch of obedient dogs who do tricks on command, either. Put them into a crap situation and you risk angering well trained and well armed personnel who are now holding a grudge. All leaders need to look at them in the same light as the Sword of Damocles.

Good to see you again, Ves…… Huh.... what....? Oh, I know where your eyes are but.....

I’m pretty sure Trump has just enough brain power to run his autonomic functions.