Which is why they really need an 100,000 volt, 400 Amp electric fence there, :-D

He doesn’t, which means the golf cart will be covered in fake gold with his name in flashing lights on the top of it.

To be fair, do any of us think he actually knows how far a meter is?

I’m amazed he’s willing to get that close to the border. In his mind he might be at risk to catch ‘the Mexican’ disease. It’s right up there with his fear of catching ‘the black’ from President Obama.

Should investigate the pay-to-play of the Trump hotel DC and Mar-a-largo.

Mueller can also hand over any criminal evidence of money laundering he’s found to the NY state Attorney General, who can prosecute the hell out of folks.

Waiting for Trump to say that if he had a son he’d look like Taylor Michael Wilson, who was the victim of a bunch of ‘bad hombre’s’ in the FBI.

His first big mistake was taking the job. The second one was once he realized that his job was to lie about everything, to stay there.

Though, this is certainly far too cerebrial for Trump or his minions, this saying so suits this situation:
“There is something to be learned from a rainstorm. When meeting with a sudden shower, you try not to get wet and run quickly along the road. But doing such things as passing under the eaves of houses, you…

They are angry that the coke they snort isn’t legal.

Haymaker seems like it won’t be enough, how about a Rabbit punch?

Sounds sounds like a post bachelor party story, for some reason.: “There I was, just in my drawers, only 3 hearts left, facing the epic ass boss that I have never seen before....”

Maybe the two of them should get a millimeter ruler out and measure them, finally.

So, for the amount of time this will take for him to hunt and peck these tweets out, I’m thinking that’s going to be a long trip to the can for him.

I still can’t get over that picture of him wearing a bunch of surplus store badges on his uniform to make himself feel like George S Patton in the movie.

And people thought Yogi Berra said stupid things. She must have taken lessons from him.

Rotten fruit to start with, excrement for the real volley.

Now to go after Pat Robertson, David Miscavige and the other grifters scamming in the name of religion.

Why sugarcoat it, hit her with the hard questions:
Is it true your father took your cherry?
Did you marry Jared to hide that he’s gay?
Which one of your brothers is better in bed?
Do you consider yourself to be a modern Lucrezia Borgia?

We all have a little Wednesday Adams inside, plotting to crawl out and set the world on fire.