Okay, gay man here. Gotta say a few things...

I mean sure, it’s October, but... SONY, WHERE THE FUCK IS THE ORIGINAL FATAL FRAME TRILOGY?!!?!

Is... Billy nutting in that top photo?

Well, this and slideshows.

You know what feature I would kill for right now? I would love for the PS Store to allow me to completely filter out shovelware and terrible games by either name or development company that always clog up the first couple pages of new releases in the store.

Yay, Ted Cruz, Chris Pratt, AND Bobby Kotick all on the front page of Kotaku?! What did we ever do to deserve such happiness?*

There is so much terrible shit on the PS Store (nigh-daily Break games, whatever Breakthrough Games and Gilson B. Pontes decides to vomit this week, etc.) that navigating the store for new titles is a nightmare.

*Jack looks at Ash while in a dungeon’s coffee shop*

“Get Fucked, 'Tari" also works here, too.

...he did realize that he has to pay this loan back, right?

Or all those weekly Break games (Viking, Oktoberfest, Christmas... pick one) or the *ahem* “inspired” Biblical games that also show up weekly on PSN that would look archaic on the Atari 2600.

I (mostly) agree when it comes to Foo Fighters. But I will throw down with you over his drumming on Killing Joke's second self-titled from 2003.

“...he doesn’t seem to go out of his way to be kind to others.”

I guess you can say that Justin Wong... took Roundhouse for a ride.

Just the very idea that you have to get a PSU (and an apparently faulty and even dangerous one, at that) in order to buy a graphics card (if you win their Shuffle, of course) at a still-outragously high premium is shitty enough.

This rates up there with the PolyMega in the "Thank you for the preorder! Wait... you actually wanted it this decade?" sweepstakes.

If that was the case, why aren’t they selling the bundled GPUs at MSRP?

Not anymore.

Prima Games not covering either company is a pretty big (and damning) blow.

I’m hopeful that a new generation of gamers will appreciate the subtle greatness of The Pharmacy Song.