Every week, reading these stories, I silently hope that the subjects of these stories somehow, somewhen, read these and reflect on what horrible people they are. I know it’s low likelihood, but dang, I’d really love to see their reactions.

No you don’t. Nobody does.

We want to hear your stories! I'm all intrigued now...

Oh man, the theatre biz. I have some fucking stories. The dude who’s dick was hanging out, getting berated over G. I. Joe, that chick who thought it would be a good idea to do a bunch of mushrooms before The Dark Knight, the dude who grabbed for the cop’s gun, “My wife, my wife” guy and his scizophrenic girlfriend,…

Does... does Mrs. Claus know about this?

In fairness, I think he didn’t want to equate them to Calzones, in a similar way that one might not want to equate Pizza Huts bready substance covered with tomato sauce and cheese to a pizza.

I need to find a burger joint that serves 40s.

Psycho Santa needs to be taken out back and put out of his misery.

OMG...your poor mother

First batch - his family ate it before he could.

Couldn’t the server have just asked the man to point to the item he wanted on the menu?

Your buddy should have taken the job back on 2 conditions:

Love your post. My takeaway is “don’t buy a ford”.

I’ll fire away.

My husband, who is 60, is constantly telling me how awful computers are. He will see something on the news about hacking or some scam and look at me knowingly: “See? It’s that wonderful technology!” So one day a few weeks ago I walk into my office, where HE spends more time on the computer than I do BTW, and see that…

Seriously, that roommate’s parents never made him at least try something before he rejected it. Like, I would take the middle ground between my parents making me eat shit they KNEW I hated (I will never forgive them for creamed spinach) and a parent who just throws up their hands and lets the kid eat hot dogs 100% of…

I was working at an dealership here in Gulf Coast Alabama for a bit. One day I was asked by our service director to start upselling more. My response was the same that I have given to other places I have worked at: I will try to upsell what needs to be done and NOT what is still good. He then brought an inspection…

Well, at least now you've can hit two birds with one stone.

The worst experience was me interning at a Lexus dealer. Unfortunately the mechanic could have avoided this and well I learn something for sure.

Giving up carbs? That's just a fad.