Those gifs line up nicely to the refrain of “Brock Lobster”:

Troy McClure’s Greatest Hits

Peak F-body for me. The ones before with the sickly V8s were pretenders.

Yep. Those are the millions I’m talking about. If you’ve gotta die, you might as well die happy with a belly full of damn fine nuggets.

You don’t have kids, do you? Especially not an autistic one that rarely gets excited about anything? Yeah, I was willing to wait a few hours for a poster for my son. When it became clear that our local McDonald’s wasn’t doing anything to prevent line jumpers and that there was no way we were going to be able to get a…

I’m having a hard time giving a shit about the “anger” of fat nerds over the shortage of a fast food sauce. Oh no, they ran out, what an injustice. Get a life.

Like this?

Woman:noun

“Derrick Rose: Still Here” has to be the saddest tag line for a video of all time. I feel bad for all five of the viewers.

My list. You can be dead or fictional, but not both.

Needs some Kragle

For all the non-surfing keyboard warriors throwing Darwin awards around it should be mentioned that this kid was an up-and-coming, world class talent. He was out surfing with other pros, had been getting plenty of good waves and riding them successfully. He had the skill and ability to handle the conditions. He died…

Do you really have to ask?

Hardly see anything “underground” about it other than what is probably just a couple BPU supras.

This is almost a guaranteed occurence at any facebook group meetup in larger cities.

Stuff like this is what has killed off our local meats (no, it’s not misspelled, it’s for “Meet and Eat”). Yes, there’s street racing that…

Now that you point it out it sounds like a great place to raise a family. At least they’d be exposed to normal people. I have no use for racism, though. Even among those of the same ethnicity.

Once they’ve launched their new vertical Cumpete

To shut down that escort service would be twisted

Sorry, dude. You don’t get to be snotty about a spoiler for a book published in 2005.

what a great time to be alive. except for all the other shit happening.