I’ll take Sudden Death over Invincible and 4 of the 6 Rocky movies any day of the week. I’d also take Super Bowl wins.

Are you...are you bragging that you own a TV?

YOUR 32 PART SERIES LAMBASTING EVERY TEAM IS ONLY BIASED AGAINST MINE!!!!

He should have Czekaj’d himself before he Wzekaj’d himself.

What does a billionaire have to do with income levels? Those are two different discussions and depending on a person’s assets/liability/leverage structure, they could be entirely different discussions.

I’d also point out that you’re making your hot dogs all wrong. First you open the bun, add the condiments you want. Then you add the dog on top of the condiments. The dog keeps the mustard and relish in the bun and off your shirt.

Those benches cleared with all the enthusiasm of a middle school gym class pairing up for the week where they square dance in gym.

FAKE NEWS! It wasn’t ectoplasm! It was psycho-magnetheric slime.

Came here to read about a new sex trend. Left reading about a roller coaster. Feelings are mixed, to say the least.

Geez, isn’t it boxy enough already?

Nah.

That’s the joke

It’s nice to see a bunch of teenage girls heading the wrong way on something other than my local highway.

I was promised fundamentals!

How is it possible to look this shitty in so short a time?

1. I don’t like government involvement in most things.

Medicare is (mostly) a self funded system, but I don’t agree with social security either.

Somehow every time I read a Ferrari article, I come out the other side thinking “fuck Ferrari.”

ME: tolerance and peace is the best way to go through life. we shouldn’t infringe on somebody who’s just doing what they want
ALSO ME: we should destroy every teen

You really can’t ever scrub all references to Lance Armstrong out of the coverage no matter how hard you try.