.....said every guy to himself in the bathroom mirror after talking himself through the 500 legitimate reasons he SHOULDN’T take the stripper home. Of course, he takes her home anyway.

They’re already here.

FYI, white males are a minority at Harvard.

“book club”

Does she do chest to chest, or more of a lean in?

Don’t you sense she’s got nothing left to offer? Giris premiered in 2012. She’s a one-hit wonder, more interested in her special brand of rich girl armchair Twitter activism and, apparently, abusing dogs, than in creating new shows.

Dumb and shallow and self-absorbed. Check.

Nah, bro. Lena Dunham gets attacked because she both invites it and deserves it. And you also know deep down she loves it.

Brown men that can choose white women in real life overwhelmingly do choose them. Its just reality.

Dude! There looks to be a Bugatti waiting to turn $40,000 into smoke, and no pictures?

Those are fireworks or Girl Scouts cookies?

Great article.

Great article.

Good lord, each of those are more physically revolting than the last

“boyfriend”

The chumps you find writing for any of the former Gawker sites these days literally zero other options professionally. This dude’s job qualifications boiled down to three points:

This is Jezebel, so yay woman defeating man, right?

“a State of inbred troglodytes...”

“Russell Beckman” needs to stop these endless distractions. The last two books of ASOIAF aren’t going to finish themselves.

It’s North Korea. The only thing they have a chance of hitting with their bottle rockets is North Korea.