Awesome “joke,” racist. Are the marathoners Kenyan, the suicide bombers afghans, the unemployed Greek, the drug dealers Colombian, the tech support Indians, and the lesbian subaru drivers from Boulder too?

Bronson Arroyo, yo.

Awesome! Welcome to 2015!

Unless specifically requested, the preponderance of dads out there give precisely zero fucks about another man’s opinion of anything.

My 1995 Wrangler has been my daily driver since May 17, 1995. 250k+ on the 4.0L, rust free, and no sign of giving up the ghost before my 5-year old son takes it off my hands in 2028.

Funny how infinitely-replaceable positions at barely-profitable companies in dying industries don’t pay all that well.

Here’s an explanation: Afghan+German

Gifted athlete works hard. Effeminate millennial behind a keyboard is offended. What a shock.

There is no room for pussies in the NHL

Remember Tyler? *sigh*

It must suck writing for FA knowing that 99% of the readership would sacrifice a digit if it meant the return of Tyler and the permanent banishment of you.

Sounds like someone was invited out on some dude’s boat this weekend and was regretting hitting those chocolate bunnies last weekend.

Sounds like somebody needs to manage their career better and stop blaming others for their shortcomings.

Cool story bro

They should try owning cats, or putting a Hillary bumper sticker on the back of the car that daddy/hubby bought for them.

Better than when they cross-post some hormonal lunatic wymynism rant from the menstrual lumberjacks at Jezebel.

No one does more to repress women than women.

Glad to see their choice had nothing to do with the fact that Ina is a beard

Surely you’re not so obtuse to see that Berkeley isn’t exercising it’s rights here. Berkeley is reacting to groups threatening violence in order to prevent Coulter from speaking. The irony is strong.

Do they have tits? If yes, bad driver.