Felons gotta stick together

Yet another hole with the means to carry on her carry lifestyle thanks to a man. Same as it ever was.

War Arthur.

Nobody cares about your name in kanji, or your desperate calls for attention, gaijin.

A list that’s long and and hard to choke down. Sort of like my BBD.

The SAT must have kicked your ass.

#BrownBabiesMatter

I catch a squirtles!

Like Chris Matthews, for instance.

You would make anything look great. Everything. And nothing. All great on you.

I’ll let him score some molly for the guests at my next pool party, but he can keep his music to himself.

The whole Samantha Bee at the RNC thing was kind of a bust, no?

This. Can’t we agree she’s not - um - good at her job?

How funny it is to remember that Code Pink is still a thing. Apparently it’s still a thing. Whatever.

American Apparel is a person?

Good to see you don’t love calling attention to yourself.

Can’t you just feel the energy and excitement?

Pander much?

The american-made flannel favored by lumberjacks here on this site wasn’t as sexy, and Birks are made by a [TRIGGER WARNING] German company.

Her body language seems to be implying that she wants to sit on a huge cock.