Can’t wait to see what the Democrat convention has to teach us about womyn.

Because I’m an asshole, obviously!

I hope there’s room on the shelf in the back of the closet where we stash all these obsolete entertainment devices. Gotta save room for “Gawker Media.”

Pete & Pete FTW!

A fast food employee is unsatisfied with their job, and lash out at their employer. Shocking.

“more than it normally gets.”

Word. None of these lumberjacks watch or otherwise support the WNBA in any way, other than to react predictably when someone criticizes it.

A “media blackout” and “televised WNBA games” are the same thing, aren’t they?

That ball is just beyond, you guys.

Lagertha FTW

Jeah!

And burnt toast.

Lone wolf. Gun control. Homophobes. Fuck Trump!

That’s right. We should get back to the days of Christmas eve votes and deeming things passed, regardless of what the people or the other party wants. When that doesn’t work, just use executive orders. “ElElections have consequences” and all that...

Or, of you’re a Democrat in Congress, you can just sit down on the floor.

It no wonder we keep electing self-serving attention whores who accomplish nothing if this is all it takes top to earn your vote.

You’re referring to the silly people sitting on the floor accomplishing nothing, correct?

Wow. Sad.

Good for them! It might have been pointless, childish, and ineffective, but at least they looked foolish sitting on the floor accomplishing nothing at all.

Naiveity and hopeless optimism are a heartbreaking combination.