So what you’re saying is that I should sell every position in my portfolio and invest 50% in an ultrashort S&P ETF and the other 50% in canned food, guns & ammunition?

Aye, that is a worry. Magic is a game that’s not designed to be programmed, which frees it up for a lot of creative cards. I love Arena and I don’t play the physical game much, but I don’t want the main game to suffer for the online version.

And for his next relationship, remember that people grow and change. He would do well to grow and change with his next companion, because that is what life is about.

From someone who uses knives professionally to do meat cutting, here is a news flash: All use of a knife dulls the blade. Plastic cutting boards are the worst. Go ahead and enjoy your dishwasher, but get something like a Chef’s Choice electric sharpener and touch up the blade with one pull through it each day before…

Why would anyone do that?

There’s another part to this story. It was in response to this accident

In Localhost, you play as a network administrator on the first day of their job. You’re asked to go down to the shop and wipe some hard drives that have been corrupted...

TBH I think the Wall-E one fits best.. .like theres no need to blend, he literally fit the scene without much help...

There is an entire section of this article that addresses why that is not a clean solution.

I did not expect a Fifth Element reference.

Modern Warfare was the last Call of Duty game I ever purchased, back when it first launched for the 360. I loved every minute of the campaign, even if it did feel significantly shorter than, say, Call of Duty 2 . Multiplayer was a good time too—particularly after that “last stand” perk (I will never not find stabbing…

This is how you need to approach your consumer electronics in the age of having children.

“It can be hard to put your finger on exactly what you fear most about the rise of Donald Trump: the racism? The sexism? The xenophobia? The profoundly dangerous lack of judgment?”

As I’ve read, their reasoning was that they wanted Players to have a sense of what they were facing as soon as they saw the Titan (even Pilots have a more standardized design based on their main extra ability). And right or wrong, you definitely can do that. Having played it though, I can tell you that I can usually…

...huh?

Okay, click-baity, reactionary headlines aside? This is the real impact of Pokemon Go.

I was thinking the same. I’m also seeing a likeness to Leonard Nimoy in them. It’s like a ‘Seven Ages of Spock’ dating simulator. “Will you get to share pon farr with him?”

Technically speaking, the vipers have human DNA mixed in, so in a sense, you’re just having sex with a human. A human that can spit venomous gas and has scales and fangs. It’s basically the same thing as having sex with a Kardashian.