I always use Joanna Rothkopf’s own KEDSUM 200PCS ADHESIVE CABLE CLIPS, WIRE CLIPS, CAR CABLE ORGANIZER, CABLE WIRE MANAGEMENT, DROP CABLE CLAMP WIRE CORD TIE HOLDER FOR CAR, OFFICE AND HOME to affix my feminist patches to my clothing. That makes me extra feminist.

In a statement released, the tribal chief noted that this pipeline is gonna leak more than a Trump administration.

I think that’s the moral of 85% of the stories in Dirtbag.

Narcissism is a helluva drug I guess?

That anecdote is fucking hysterical and I hope to god it’s true.

I read that Abby Lee Miller wasn’t expected to get any jail time but at the end of the first day of her trial she approached the judge and said she liked him and she wanted to take him out to lunch. He reportedly got angry at her comment and decided to sentence her to prison.

If it’s a dong, it’s deliberate. Trust me.

I couldn’t agree more, but it’s also his face. His rather delicate features are being buried by alcoholic bloat. Also he is now the color of a 3 day dead fish’s belly. I feel bad for his liver.

Funny how much less attractive someone is when you find out they’re an abusive turd, right? That’s probably why they had to put Javier Bardem in the new movie!

Looking at that top picture, Jdepp is starting to get the face he deserves.

I think it is completely normal to want to feel desired, even if you aren’t ready for actual intimacy. It feels good.

Well, it seems normal to me. After all the crap you’ve been through, it sounds like a good, positive baby step. You deserve to be admired. If it needs to be from afar for now, so be it.

Only Yoest infections can actually KILL us.

While I agree with you, it unforunately appears that Merkel made the invite to Ivanka. Probably because Merkel is used to dealing with the family of despots around the world and recognizes that if she has to deal with any of the Trumps, it’s preferable to deal with Ivanka rather than the others.

Not enough of a fuss has been made about Ivanka going to Berlin for the W20 summit. She has no qualifications to work in policy, international law or norms, diplomacy, or women’s rights. She has no reason to be the representative for our country, other than being the daughter of the president. She is not a fucking…

As a veteran of the Iraq debacle I would like to add fuck Lee Greenwood and that fucking song.

You know, I was preyed on by an adult at 13 and I. Fucking. Loved it. It did wonders for my self esteem and I participated willingly in everything. Guess what? I was still a victim and he was still a gross predator. There’s a reason for the age of consent. I was fucking stupid and so is she. That’s what teenagers do.…

“there actually has been a huge uptick in pedes presenting to the ER overdosing on edibles”

It’s good to read things!

It is not just our pettiness, it is also our lack of education that is preventing us from getting on Dolezal’s level of racial understanding.