Turn the scar into a Santa mouth, add some cotton balls, take a pic and BOOM Xmas card arty gifts done!

I don’t want a person “just like me” to be President - I want a highly qualified, broadly educated and truly experienced person as my President. Why is this such a stretch for so many Americans?

I’m sorry to hear that. I’m glad they caught it, and send a lot of good vibes your way. As for the stress and worry thing, my dad had a quote that I’ve grown to take more and more to heart. Once when we were running late to a basketball practice or something like that, I was stressing out in the car, getting more and…

Yeah, can we as a nation stop this shit? Not everybody can (or should) be President. One good idea does not make a good POTUS. An engaging personality is not a required qualification. An actual college degree (preferably advanced) should be a minimum requirement, along with some experience in public service (that…

Meh it all until 2017 when you go nuclear. Enjoy some boozy holidays :) hugs!

I am loving the spider experiment! At least you may get some glow-in-the-dark spiders for your house!

Hope everything goes well with you

There’s a very good chance that your younger friends really admire you. :)

Why not just fill up a room with carbon monoxide? Mask would work too, but a room would reduce anxiety. Easy to get and it will conclude with a quick, painless death 100% of the time. It prevents your blood from being capable of absorbing oxygen, there is no possibility of resistance like there is with most drugs and…

I hate people so fucking much.

And honestly, as Dan Savage pointed out, any credit for these tots having an ounce of rationality should go to the domestic work that raised them.

I don’t. Between her and Ivanka, she actually seems like she has a much healthier relationship with the fact that her dad sucks. Like, she actually knows that he does suck while Ivanka is still convinced that the “attention” she gets for being a hot sycophant is better than no attention at all.

“Love thy neighbor as thyself. Unless they are colored, for the colored thou may hate freely.”

Bernie’s a grey haired old man. No one seemed to care about that...?

Come on don’t you want to see Diamond Joe Biden debate trump?

I have a thought.

I’m an actor and have done love scenes... here’s what you are missing. If she didn’t want to simulate anal rape she didn’t have that option with this behavior from Bertulucci and Brando. My guess is the script said forced sex but not anal rape and clearly no butter was discussed. So changing a scene from one…

Good point. We should all assume that he is guaranteed to get off Scotch free.

Yep! Trump supporters are already calling his cabinet “diverse” because there’s a couple of women (who don’t care about other women) on it. Once they have Carson, they’ll be set! *blech*

The sad thing is it works with the barely closeted racist set. I’ve seen comments on articles that are about totally different subjects and people are like, why isn’t anyone talking about all the women and minorities he’s appointing!??!!!??