I’m crying, but only because of the deep sadness I feel for the loss of Lincler at the hands of his own redemption.

Do you mind not typing that word, but instead type ‘pussy’? That would make it more palatable to my overwrought sensibilities as a grown adult.

This. I have ehlers danlos syndrome,and it has completely disabled me at 19. I can’t walk, eat, or drink. I’m only alive because I am on TPN. My entire GI tract shut down, I have arrhythmia, I’ve had mini strokes, I’m at risk of paralysis due to severe spinal instability and brain stem compression. My parents make…

I’d give away all my clever quips to get ungreyed. Our future president, le fuck a’lorange, has loaded me up with dozens of pithy jokes.

She probably could have used a trigger warning... except we’re supposed to be against them and mock them... until white supremacist conservatives need them in their safe spaces from political correctness.

Ghosted by the Holy Ghost. Bummer.

Shakesville published a devastating article on this during the 2012 election cycle: An Open Letter to Congressman Paul Ryan

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I’m pretty sure he wants wealthy Americans to have no ceiling on which they can deduct their nanny expenses for having someone else raise their child for them. I can’t think of a reason *cough*Barron*cough* for why it would be important to Trump for this tax welfare handout.

Over a decade ago I was in a fairly significant car accident (the vehicle in which I was a passenger was T-boned by a semi truck). Other than some fractured ribs I wasn’t in too bad physical shape, but the impact rattled my brain pretty significantly and resulted in some brain damage.

In case you’re wondering why it seems like things are getting worse, it’s this:

You know that was honestly one of the best things about my divorce — not having to listen to my bigoted, racist, selfish, sexist in-laws ever again.

They cried “The election is rigged” until “Trump won, get over it!”

This is the right wing, in a nutshell. I’m so sick and tired of hearing how they give a fuck about the people of this country and how it’s the evil elites on the left who are the real villians. The right care about power, holding power and using it to fuck over as many people as possible before they lose it. Fuck…

OMG trust me, exhaustion and dehydration CAN do that to you! WHen I was in grad school, before my organic chem exam I studied all night long and drank so much red bull because there was no time to rest. The next day I took the exam with a massive headache (but did well, yay!). However, right ater I went to get dinner…

Probably not. His wife is pro-Hillary, and they donated money to her campaign. People say a lot of shit they don’t mean when they’re manic, or depressed, or whatever form his mental health problem is manifesting.

please everyone. no more snark or assholery regarding kanye. he’s a human being who deserves our care and compassion, regardless of your opinion on him, his wife, his lifestyle, or anything else.

Are you by chance driving around in courtesy car #45 from the Shole dealership?

But-but-but... I’m an elderly conservative white man! If I can’t control women’s bodies, what do I have left?!