my favourite is campaigning on getting our parliamentary sovereignty back (which was bullshit anyway), and then when a judge rules that yes, in fact parliament does have that and gets to vote on brexit they get all up in arms about it and decides that judges should be called the enemy of the people.

It’s absolutely disgusting. But what bothers me the most are the other people who knew about it, both in and outside his practice. They could have stopped it, but they didn’t speak up because they didn’t wanna rock the boat.

I wish I was surpised, but I’m not.

Well he resurrected the careers of Guiliani, Gingrich, and possibly Palin. Turns out Trump is a Lich.

I’m uncertain if “posthumously” has a legal meaning I don’t know, but the idea of Trump trying to change the law from beyond the grave is very funny to me.

I thank you for the integrity you have. You lose a sick day from your bank instead of pissing in their food. You’re better than many.

I know I am not the only one who has spent the last 4 days blindingly drunk, but I actually called into work today just to specifically get crap housed again. I am a chef at a country club and I don’t know if I can make food for a bunch of Trump supporters anymore. I seriously don’t know if I can do it anymore.

The trial is set for November 28th? I thought that was Election Day?

white men straight up don’t understand the fear and despair and I don’t think they ever will.

On my first day in office I will direct the Department of the Treasury to create a full body mold of me which they can pour the gold at Fort Knox into! This will allow us to double the market value of the United States’ gold reserves instantly!

I’m sure if this is granted, his lawyers would never dream of trying the use the fact that he is a sitting president to delay the trial until the end of his term, if not exempt him altogether. That would be madness!

I think I’ve lowkey become a misandrist as well. Even if they voted for Hillary, white men straight up don’t understand the fear and despair and I don’t think they ever will.

You should be able to get those signs pretty cheap from all the Republicans that bought them in 2008 and don’t need them anymore.

I plan to give Trump every ounce of respect that the right showed to Obama for the last eight years.

Why do you think the Klan likes Trump more than Hillary? Do you have any thoughts on the matter?

“But but....it’s about economic anxiety!” - White Americans since Tuesday night

Yes! This!

The thought of that orange man-baby defiling the oval office makes me physically sick to my stomach.

THIS IS SO FUCKING SCARY.