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She’s also covering her own ass and making a definitive statement that she didn’t know and if she had, she wouldn’t have married the motherfucker.

I think a lot of women train themselves to brush aside red flags. It’s part of the socialization we get to be nice to men and give them the benefit of the doubt at all times.

i mean, you’re dating someone, engaged to someone, your mind isn’t going to leap to “oh yeah they’re a pedophile” even if there were some red flags. its just not something you’re going to think of your significant other.

My cousin’s second husband was abusing one of her daughters for YEARS and she had no clue. With hindsight, he was also sniffing around my daughter and she and I just thought it was social awkwardness. It’s actually fairly common for people close to a pedophile to not have a clue what they are.

The sick fuck really did like to eat fresh.

The imagined conversation of Salma Hayek telling Trump she wouldn’t go out with him, even if she were single is giving me a delicious breakfast of schadenfreude. Salma Hayek knows she is 5'2", and also knows an abusive, narcissistic dickhead when she sees one. 👏🏾

Implying Salma Hayek is in any way unattractive is an egregiously dickless move. After seeing Dogma as a young testosterone addled teenager I would’ve cut off my pinky with a Lego to smell her.

The level of immaturity and deceipt he has to stoop to, for even a chance to date a successful, beautiful woman, is astonishing. He gave a fake story to the National Enquirer just so he could call her and say “I can’t believe they would write that about you!” and get in her good graces... He is so pathetic. He’s such

I’ve decided that Donald Trump is simply a chronically unsuccessful PUA: look at his tautological and masturbatory rhetoric, his misogyny, his think-with-your dick bravado regarding warfare and winning and zero-sum power relations, his dozens of phallic skyscrapers, his connection to other angry, entitled men, etc. I

“Later, he called and left me a message. ‘Can you believe this? Who would say this? I don’t want people to think this about you,’” she said. “He thought that I would try to go out with him...”

Trump would be the first one handed candidate if they did go on that date.

So, basically Donny ran for president because of an Obama vendetta from the State dinner jokes and because he’s, you know, black, and the racist Mexican wall-building bent was a vendetta because she wouldn’t screw him?

If I couldn’t like Salma even more. Drumpf is an abusive idiot.

The ridiculous thing is when the criticism of how “cold” or “tough” she is comes from the same people who adored Margaret Thatcher.

I mean holy fuckballs, can we NOT keep perpetuating this ridiculously sexist notion that she “wants the job too much”?? How many male candidates get their likeability harped on & their “focus on winning seen as a detriment”? I am so fucking done with these people.

I read an editorial piece in our local paper from some white, English dude on “why I would vote for trump I feel I were American”. The whole piece was basically acknowledging how shite trump is, while grudgingly admitting Hilary is better qualified, but that he would vote for trump because Clinton “isn’t warm”.

I’ve watched many, many of these dinners and I have *never* heard booing such as what DJT got.

ETA: the date in question actually will be in 2035, not 2034. I regret the error and will perform various Opus Dei self-mortification rituals in penance.

He was cleared of all charges.