I will be thinking of you all week! If you want to and it’s possible, try and get it wash by someone, whether it’s DryBar or a friend. It feels sooooooo good.

I have a kitty who will VERY VERY AGGRESSIVELY shove his face in the crook of my neck and lick me if he decides I’m not sufficiently cuddling him. He will then make these weird noises that sound like he has problems breathing, but they’re his approximation of purring (he can’t meow or purr).

I don’t think anyone other than our father slept in an area where he could get at. Maybe he snuck pats from him. :)

I’m closing on a house. It’s a lot smaller than I had wanted, but am excited - and stressed - about it. Should know for sure on Friday. Eek!

Well, somebody grew up and filled out. In related news, I’m officially an Old.

That is literally the same excuse some ultraconservative Salafist/Wahhabist might give. Although I imagine the people who’d flip out over that are somehow okay with this.

If this is what your religion teaches / preaches, your religion sucks.

men are just too emotional for sports

Not to take away from your points because the UK gun laws do sound effective, but the US does ban felons(according to the trial I was in someone who has served more than one year in prison) from having firearms. I just sat on a federal jury this week for a case involving the transfer of a firearm to a felon. So, it…

Our (UK) gun control laws work *really* well.

It’s all in the eyes of the beholder. I’m betting that your pores look absolutely fucking gorgeous...along with the rest if you.

I didn’t know that the Duggars were allowed to have computers when they were younger.

Oh, but the bum bags (sounds much better than “fanny pack”) have been back. Some are “belt bags” like this one from Marc Jacobs, others are just straight up designer fanny packs.

Well in the shower my feet are usually in a pool of urine, which I hear is sterile, so yes!

nah. my feet are standing in soap water. they’re fine. it’s all fine.

Adjacent question for people who don’t wash their legs: do you wash your feet?

That is exactly what the cop who shot that man in the back did. Tried to plant a gun. It’s what they do.

Or baby powder, which makes me want to vomit.

I am your roommate. I also use men’s body wash and men’s deodorant and get my hair cut at the Hair Cuttery. Sometimes I think I don’t know how to lady, but then I realize that I’m just really cheap.