Converts coughs to farts, sold mainly to ageing men who find farting hilarious to make their TB less soul destroyingly depressing.

I’ll include these suggestions in my weekly letter to the Queen. She’ll be most impressed!

Time for uncomfortable admissions! I... I have a *really* bad seige mentality. I have so much shit that I cling on to “just in case”. Things get bulk bought “just in case”. Clothes bought in in at least pairs (I kind of think this is being a twin hang up as well) because I really like it and worry the first one will…

It’s something that I’ve been thrilled to see happening in real life, rather than just theorised online. I had to laugh when my brother’s new wife was imploring her five yer old daughter to give my mother a hug goodbye, I politely (and VERY gently) pointed out that it’s was OK if [girl] didn’t want to hug anyone - the…

Hmm, that does make sense, however if anything has taught us how to hide a celebrity child, it’s Hanna Montana. All they need to do is get him a waist length curly wig. *boom* unrecognisable. ;)

I noted that and was pleased that no-one forced the contact issue, I did a little squee at Trudeau demonstrating good consent decorum. *swoon*

I cannot STAND the twee way they dress the poor lad - as much as I am sure that Kate and William are wonderful people and lovely parents, the priggish and overly aged way they dress them makes me feel like they are the sort of parents who will stretch their children’s toddler years out to their mid thirties.

It’s like “oh, you think you’re going to not pat me? We’ll see about THAT”! XD

They are! Mine’s a goldmine for hilarious stories!

He’s the best arsehole I’ve ever known! <3

Oh lordy, a sentient flirty scar is probably the last thing I need!!

How are you grey?!?! To be fair, it’s only started really getting my goat since the tribe of Gawker trolls trundled in and started saying some seriously vile shit, I really don’t like being bundled in with those Neanderthals.

Yeah, adult onset from head trauma - not had a seizure since the end of last October, so I’m a *bit* excited that it seems to have settled down. The most obvious trigger has been sleep depravation (a factor in 100% of my seizures, which is problematic as I’m a poor sleeper and my back & joint pain will keep me awake…

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Aww well they definately love you, they must really appreciate how good their lives are now after a rocky start! It’s a sweet image to imaging someone being kitty groomed in stereo - plus with all those rough tongues, your requirement to exfoliate must be dramatically reduced!!!

Healing well (still swollen and a hoarse voice, but otherwise not traumatic), mainly waiting for the pathology results to come in, which now should be any time after this Wednesday. I’ve not yet been able to wash my hair due to a remaining bit of scab, so it’s stringy, greasy and gross, but I’ll live - and it will…

Awwww he grooms you! Is the lack of purring a breed thing or a your cat specific thing?

Thank you! People not in the know were very freaked out when I trained him to lie down to “kill” ^.^

Whilst I wasn’t hoping you’re have Reynolds, I was very much hoping you’d have better answers than that!

Oooh, you never know, he might have still stolen full petting privilages when you were asleep!