I have colleagues who actually think it’s the height of sophistication. I question the quality of our staff selection proceedure.

It’s hard to tell, from the photographs I can’t see if they have five or six fingers. They’re also very good at hiding their tails these days.

OK, so I need help to get over my stormtrooper fetish.

Also, it’s healthy. For example, beer is made out of grains, hops and fungus. That makes it a salad, thus one of your five a day. It’s also liquid pasta or bread, depending on your school of thought.

Ah found barefoot girl in the other photos, yup, that’s totally normal here!

Manc hi-five!

Although I had assummed that Missy Fur-Coat was wearing nude heels, which whilst unstable in the slurry is still a barrier from some kind of horrendous super bug.

The area photographed is where everyone goes to smoke (it’s just outside the Llyods Bar).

Our bar for what classes as alcoholism is set pretty high, I’ll give you that.

I shall be using this to troll a friend with a well known emu dislike.

PUPPY THERAPY IS AWESOME!!!

Stay classy Manchester!

So I’ve stayed in as I’m currently so horrendously depressed over the huge number of things that have gone tits up in my life this year that I couldn’t face being around people (the one invite to a gathering I had was prompted by my mentioning that I wasn’t doing anything. I’m guessing my current state drives people…

Ah, he’s the MP for the next town along from mine. Both him and his ex-wife, Karen, who he split with earlier this year, are shameless media whores (his ex quit being a local council councillor to focus on her “media” career and sells pictures of herself on Ebay having declared herself the “selfie queen”. They’re both…

a mans inclanation to stare at it and grab it

But girl dogs would have to wear something similar to the left hand version. We all know how sight of the female nipple causes the depraved end of society as we know it.

Is this stuff denial, or just personal viciousness?

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Stick it on your goals for 2016. We’ve already decided to do the same next year as it turned out to be a superior way to spend the day. If you don’t have friends who you can hang out naked with, you have a whole year to find some.

It’s my 36th Christmas and first emancipated from parents that are a perfect example of Narcissistic Personality Disorder, the freedom is glorious, isn’t it?