Yup.

... and herein lies the moral of the story - always take off your jewellery before fisting.

Ranch dressing is dumb

Look at that grin!

Well, this is a terribly painful thing to read.

... Oh, and 3) I get to define what “uncivil” and “immoral” mean.

I’d negotiate my terms on the role. 1) True hermitage. No people. 2) Get the fuck out of my cave.

I know him from that cover of Hot in Herre, but after that I have no idea how he actually makes ends meet.

I can’t wrap my head around someone believing that their desire to look at grass is more important than ensuring that the whole damned state has enough waterr to survive off.

Fish & chips make your arse big. It’s the beer that gives us the big ol’ titties.

Seeing the perfection that was your lunch has been a profound experience for me. *sniff*

Ah, you’ve just reminded me of the times my friend and I used to drive up to the front door of The Priory (local celebrity rehab joint), do lines of coke off the dashboard of her car and wheel spin away as fast as we could whilst shouting “QUITTERS!” out of the window before the security guard could get to us. I miss…

Having assessed all factors contributing to today being one big ol’ shit sundae complete with turd cherry on top, I whole heartedly concur.

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Damnit, now even I feel left out. Why won’t they share the apple and peanut butter?

So does sampling Robert Mile’s “Children” for it. My vagina just dried up, disengaged from my body, sprouted little legs and ran out of the front door with all its belongings in a tiny suitcase at that.

It’s OK, I went through the full guilt curve with that one as well.

You don’t think they’d hire a nanny who was one of the enemy, do you? They’d be in fear of a woman passing on female thoughts and corrupting the spawn that they inevitably were trapped into having by an evil vagina. They wouldn’t want to demean another man by making them do a woman’s job, so the kid would probably end…

I think the way he clarified the gender of someone doing the housework for them (“cleaning lady” rather than “cleaner”) got me a bit. Whilst I’m happy to see someone trying to be a better person and trying to help others get on the wagon, a person needs to take into consideration whether the public statement they are…