gruntfuttock
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gruntfuttock

CANNOT BREATHE FOR SQUEEING.

I got slut shamed for having an abnormal smear test, which whilst no HPV was mentioned it’s a likelihood. I was there, facing the possibility of cancer and being called a whore. I completely understand how shitty you were made to feel, so have internet hugs froma a strange lady.

Sounds similar to my lot, just by being born I was a whore, yet my brother was allowed to bring home one night stands without being challenged.

I just wrote and deleted a massive diatribe about the horror that was my childhood where snooping was a key feature (along with sexist bullying, physical abuse, heavy handed emotional abuse and letting my brother basically rule the house with his magic balls or what ever it was that made him special whilst my sister

Just like the “oh look, it’s coming right for me” bear shooting excuse in South Park, “I thought it was a black person” is an acceptable excuse for murder in SA.

Someone once set up an Ashley Madison account accidetally using one of my email addresses.

“Yer big girl’s blouse” has a particular charm when yelled during a fight in a pub.

The Great Skyboss isn’t going to look favourably upon denying what a lot of medical practitioners would see as nessesary treatment to a trauma survivor. A ten year old’s body isn’t developed enough to act as an incubator without some sort of physical damage.

Urgh, when they found stones in my gallbladder they decided they weren’t big enough to worry about. The pain when one’s on the move is indescribable - I say that as someone who has multiple health problems and is on Oxycondone at all times. You have my every sympathy.

This is Sudo (ignore the ex lurking in the background. I do.). He costs me about £35 a month, as he has *the best* insurance.

I’d get angry with her, but it would just be dismissed as me being hormonal.

Yeah, I’m not religious enough to know for sure, but I have a hunch that none of the Abrahamic faiths have a passage in scripture stating “rape away, prolifically and enthusiastically, for it pleases your great Skyboss”.

I like your style. Too much. Way too much. Now I need to find a life partner with that same level of adorable practicality.

Ya know, forced marriage is illegal in most developed countries...

I have a friend with HS, knowing how that never ending shit train has effected her means you have my every sympathy.

I’m *all* about the cream pie. It’ll be my undoing, one day.

FKA Twigs!

Can we talk about the use of the word “hack”?

Cheers bud, I hope you manage to get some distance from yours as well, I know how hard getting completely free is!

Urgh, currently dealing with my ex who very much is one. They don’t stop. Walk away, get the space and don’t look back.