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How could Jeff Goldblum find himself lonely? There’s no hope for humanity when that beguiling half angel is left loney. *swoons*

I might be insane (well, technically I *am* but never the less) but I got a real slap of Queen influence there. Lovely!

Ah, the taste of Christmas!

I’d read it that the judge basically threw out the case that it was cheating on the grounds that it was a business arrangement - the whether the plaintiff was suing the right person wasn’t (to me) the point of the story.

With that sort of spread, invite me, I’ll appreciate every tasty morsel then build a shrine in your food’s honour to demonstrate my gratitude.

I can’t help but feel that the way this is being handled in the media pays little consideration to the effect on those poor conditioned girls. By all means, that Duggar fellah deserves the book throwing at him, but as you pointed out, he’s not the one actually dealing with the real pain of the situation.

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I just keep swapping the drone for the Dickcopter.

Cauliflower and broccoli taste like farts. So much so, they even LOOK like (cartoon) farts.

Yup - despite being quite tall, anything other than low-rise jeans are nipple warmers on me.

Yup, I dropped a lot very quickly due to illness, and my colleagues actually said that they would “love” my illness - I wanted to scream at them. I’d trade that 5st back to not be crippled with pain, thank you.

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