And here I thought it was Holden Magroin.

Matt McGloin is 100% the fake name Blake Bortles uses at hotels.

At this rate of Guys, somebody's gonna end up drafting Ray Guy, Guy LaFleur, Guy Pearce, and Guy Fawkes before it's all over.

This font’s italics don’t slant far enough to the right to emphasize what pure chaos this might be!

So Landry Jones was assigned to Dallas solely because of his name, right?

the five phases of Guys

I mean, rough start for Strasburg though. (By the standards of this series) he got absolutely rocked. Dude didn’t even carry a no-hitter into the MIDDLE innings. 

The Cardinals may lose this series and Ozuna definitely goofed, but St. Louis fans can rest easy knowing they did it the right way.

This is why you don’t invade Russia during winter.

I don’t know man that was a pretty big call in a tight game. The game finished a one score game, so calling a highly questionable turnover in the end zone “noise” is a bit disingenuous. Mahomes health and the shitty D are also significant issues, but that call was big.

This has nothing to do with whether or not its a penalty, but rather that the ref’s threw a flag and then picked it up, possibly with not allowed aid from an eye in the sky. It is 100% clear that Mahomes (and most QBs) pays attention to this kind of stuff (the first deep TD to Hill was when he knew he had a free play,…

I suggest that tanking into 0-16 should negate 17-0 so that both seasons are removed from the record books.

This chart looks like an aquarium with a dead fish on the bottom left.

Jalen Hurts is suddenly exploring his professional options in baseball.

I’d like to start a petition.. if the Dolphins go 0-16 then we no longer have to witness the 1972 Dolphins celebrate when the last undefeated team losses... watching them celebrate is insufferable.  

If the Dolphins go 0-16, they’ll still be regarded as no worse than the 3rd-worst team of all time, simply because they tanked. They aren’t trying to be good, so they don’t get extra credit for being historically bad because they couldn’t not be. (Note: all that changes if somehow they actually play Alabama and the…

Vontaze is on the Raiders now 

Shut it down folks. We have a winner

Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.

So he’s rumblin’, bumblin’, stumblin’ AND fumblin’?