It's on fleek like whoa

They're gross, but they're relatively flavourless, so they work well in smoothies with more flavorful fruit.

All commercial fruit is picked long before it's ripe. That's why the produce aisle isn't just a giant pile of brown mush.

1. No.
2. Nobody will.

"Oh, fuck off, Millenials"

[Lengthy courtroom description of the minute differences between the skidmarks of an HSV Maloo and a Ford Courier]

The Bill Clinton Story

FREE SLIME EELS!

They're really not that good-looking.

Credit for all that goes to Elmore Leonard. Jackie Brown works so well largely because it's an adapted screenplay, not an original one. Tarantino's great with casual dialogue, and he's certainly a great director, but he is not a good writer of story and character development beyond "good(ish) guy kills bad guys."

"Biggest dumpster fire" is an achievement of sorts, I suppose.

Titanic?

What makes him a genius is that he thought to monetize something anyone can do for free, knowing dumbasses would actually buy it.

Yes. You are not getting how little they care.

If only there were some way to look up the meanings of words…

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What he mostly seems to be doing is exaggerating the colour temperatures: daylight=not just blue but BLUE, fluorescent lights=not just yellow-green but YELLOW-GREEN, southwest=not just perpetual sunset golden yellow per modern Hollywood tradition but GOLD AS FUCK.

"Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah." —Sean Combs

I guess we're just forgetting that New Jack Swing was a thing.

Isn't that just Judaism?