We all stand together
Except for Mel and Sue and Mary

Does anybody work there anymore? Is it just Shep Smith wandering around an empty studio?

Ter Rib Le

The final nail in Van Halen's coffin, that's what.

Yes! MuchEast/MuchWest and The Wedge were where I learned about everything cool.

That's $127.33 more than MTV would pay. Music videos are basically ads. Their purpose is promotion. You see it, say, "Hey, I like this," then go buy the cassingle at Sam Goody.

(The real question is: Does anybody watch them on TV anymore?)

Sure. VEVO's a thing.

Titties Really Lactating

GENERATION X JUST WANTED A PEPSI

No. Just society.

The same is true of any number of parasites.

The Alex Jones rule.

This instalment of Minnesota: It's A Place! has been brought to you by Miller Lite. Miller Lite: The great taste of runoff from the 3M factory!

If that's true, he's even dumber than I thought.

Well, what do you expect? His god is a freaking cucumber.

Literally all of them in the decade you cite.

John Trumbull. Next question.

There's also that thing he said months ago about Wisconsin being flooded with Canadian milk or whatever.

local = native-born